You finally make it to school and find that you are pretty darn early (quite a new experience, I assure you).
You enter class and see that the only other person there already is the smart one who answers all the questions and seems to want to get beaten up. He smiles at you. You groan.
After you sit down, you check your wallet and see that all you are worth is a library card and some lint. No lunch for you today, buddy.
"Why did I have to be so early?" you ask yourself. And while you wonder how you'll be able to pay for the commute home, the kid in front of you asks if you did the homework.
"What homework?" you say.
THE END