Once you return to your Staten Island abode, you take off your boots and listen to your favorite CD of the moment.  You stare out your bedroom window for a while, thinking what a big mistake it would've been to go to school today.

You start to feel a little hungry (all that walking), and mosey on down to the kitchen to make a snack and watch The Jenny Jones Show.

"Yes!" you scream out, "Teenage Freakshow Makeovers!"

(Munch, munch.)

THE END